A young middle aged man found himself in a bit of a quandary. Years ago
he had given up his cable television subscription: disillusioned with
the content on offer, he made do with streaming the odd hockey game
from his computer. His youthful and good looking better half was very
content with a subscription to a DVD by mail service and he also found
himself enjoying this service as well. The quandary was whether or not
to buy a new television set when he didn't actually watch 'television.'
Nonetheless
the young middle aged man saw the merit of a bigger picture and decided
to run the gauntlet of the television stores. Historically he favoured
a particular brand and as it happened they actually had a couple of
their own stores not far from where he lived. One day he decided to
browse in the lions den of fantastically bigger and bigger televisions:
all bright, all loud and all thoroughly confusing. Eventually he did
manage to find a small (by comparison to others) set he liked. He also
found what appeared to be three different prices. What was the
difference?
A smiling salesman approached and listened to the
young middle aged man's questions and helpfully explained the different
features. He asked what the young middle aged man liked to watch
(hockey and DVDs) and described the relevant differences between the
models which helped explain the different prices. The young middle aged
man left the store feeling happy that he had learned something. While
still wondering which of the models he should buy, he was impressed
with the salesman.
A few days later he found himself in another
part of town with his youthful and good looking better half. They
passed by another of the television stores and decided to look
together. They found their way to the lions den of fantastically bigger
and bigger televisions, all bright, all loud and all thoroughly
confusing. Eventually they spotted the size of television they liked.
The same set the young middle aged man had seen in the other television
store.
A smiling salesman pounced on them and immediately
regaled them with stories of the two (not three) models they had on
sale for this year. A 'deal' was immediately presented and sounded to
the young middle aged man immediately like a 1980s car show room with a
salesman like a Canadian version of Arthur Daley. Sadly Arthur's charm
was missing. The young middle aged man then learned all about the
salesman's house, how many children he had and crucially it would seem,
therefore how many televisions he had. The salesman favoured the latest
and most expensive model, having now changed tact from the original
'deal.'
At one point the young middle aged man saw a hockey game
playing on one of the bigger televisions and asked is he could see it
on the smaller TV he was interested in. This would have been very
helpful. The request was immediately declined. The salesman did not
seem to know the features very well and focussed on being very critical
of the idea that you could have a television without 'television,'
mixing metaphors along the way. The salesman then went on to share
information about an offer from a completely different company, another
'deal,' not only for television, but also telephone and Internet.
Confusingly he then explained why he couldn't take the offer up himself
at home.
The young middle aged man was confused. He thought this
was a television store and given his experience at the first store was
very surprised by the contrast in styles of salesmanship. Maybe it was
the youthful good looks of his better half, but it did seem the
salesman thought his potential customers had been born on the previous
day. The young middle aged man's better half did not enjoy the
experience of the store (or the salesman) and he was doubly
disappointed as it was difficult enough to convince his youthful good
looking better half to enter the store in the first place!
The
quandary remained but given the experiences so far, the young middle
aged man is more likely to buy the cheaper television model and take
the time to go back to the first television store he visited.
Then again given his experiences so far, he may just decide not to do anything about it at all!